This was given to me by a patron. I’m not sure where she found it.
“What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked.
“Nine a.m. What’s the idea of calling me at home at this hour to ask?” asked the librarian.
“Not until 9 a.m.”said the caller in a very diappointed voice.
“No, not until 9 a.m. Why do you want to get into the library before nine?” asked the librarian politely.
“Who said I wanted to get in?” the man sighed sadly. “I want to get out!”
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